Problem 1 - "we've got no money"
Answer - everyone works from home, drastically cutting the costs of companies and ensuring they are viable until we get our money back.
Problem 2 - "the worlds melting and all the animals are dying"
Answer - everyone works from home, drastically cutting pollution from travel and the running/heating of the workplace. All the company buildings knocked down and replaced with green living stuff.
Problem 3 - "society is crashing around our ears"
Answer - everyone works from home, spending more time with our offspring and neighbours, forming social bonds and developing a mutual respect for each other.
Problem 4 - "every time I want a coffee it costs me £5"
Answer - everyone works from home, make your own and give the high street back to the local traders...comrade
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